New on iOS · Free to start

Pretend calls.
Real help.

Five friendly characters your kid will actually pick up the phone for. Bedtime, brushing teeth, sharing, "I'm bored" — handed off to the crew when your patience runs out.

iOS 17+ · No ads, no tracking, no kid-targeted notifications

Officer Otto waving
Captain Cosmo
Explorer Toko
Principal Pip

Five characters. Five personalities.
One thing in common — they remember.

Each character has their own voice and style. They call your kid by name, follow the conversation, and remember what happened last time.

Officer Otto
Officer Otto
Gentle neighborhood officer
Captain Cosmo
Captain Cosmo
Brave astronaut
Explorer Toko
Explorer Toko
Curious field scout
Principal Pip
Principal Pip
Bookish principal
Chief Blaze
Chief Blaze
Fearless fire chief

Sophie's Otto
remembers Sophie.

Each child has their own characters. They remember the promises, the pets, the wins — and bring them up next time. That's why the second call always lands warmer than the first.

Officer Otto · for Sophie
May 28 — Sophie promised to brush after dinner. ✓
May 24 — Sophie's new dog is named Biscuit.
May 20 — Sophie wants to be a vet when she grows up.

Summer break is hard on routines.
Officer Otto helps them stick.

Late bedtimes, "I'm bored" on repeat, siblings at each other's throats — the moments multiply when school's out. The crew is ready when you need backup.

🌙

"It's not bedtime yet — the sun's still up."

Officer Otto explains the summer bedtime routine — gently, by name, in 60 seconds. No threats, no power struggles.

🥱

"I'm bored. There's nothing to do."

Explorer Toko hands them a tiny indoor adventure to try right now. Curiosity beats screens, every time.

"Mom, he's touching my stuff!"

Principal Pip mediates between siblings and resets the room. You get 5 minutes back. They get a peaceful afternoon.

How it works

Two surfaces — calls for your kid, chat for you. The kid only ever sees the call screen.

1

Set up your kid's profile

Name, age, a few things the crew should know. The crew adapts vocabulary, sentence length, and tone to your kid's age automatically.

2

Hand the phone over

Pick a character and a scenario, then hand the phone to your kid. They get a 90-second call that ends positive.

3

You stay in the loop

Chat privately with the crew about parenting situations. Review every transcript. Edit, delete, or pin anything they remember.

See it in action

Real screens from the app — setup, calls, chat, and memory, all in your hands.

Officer Otto app — child profile setup screen with name, age, and family facts
Officer Otto app — choosing a character and scenario before a pretend call
Officer Otto app — live pretend phone call screen with Officer Otto talking to a child
Officer Otto app — parent chat with Captain Cosmo for parenting advice
Officer Otto app — per-child memory timeline showing what each character remembers
Officer Otto app — call transcript review with edit and delete controls for parents

Our safety promises

This is a creative parenting tool, not a discipline tool. Hard rules, built into every character.

Never threatens removal, jail, or punishment.

Always ends every call on a positive note.

Hard cap at 90 seconds per call, 2 calls per child per day.

You control memory — read, edit, delete anytime.

Never reaches out to your kid unprompted.

Voices aren't saved unless you save the transcript.

Ready when you are.

Free to start — parent chat and trial calls included. Setup takes 2 minutes. The first call could happen tonight.

Download on the App Store